That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
The beer is more important than you right now.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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