your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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