I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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