You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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