Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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