did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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