Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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