using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
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Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
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He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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