hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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