I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
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I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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