sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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