Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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