What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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