I just cut my nipple shaving
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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