Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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