my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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