I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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