sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
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