Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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