So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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