OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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