just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Randomize
