At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
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Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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