She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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