I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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