her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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