I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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