Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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