I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
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