That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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