Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Randomize