If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
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He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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