STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I think people are normalizing furries
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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