can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting