So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
