i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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