did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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