So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
I'm always down for nudity.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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