Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
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