He uses pillows to masturbate.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
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