Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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