she looked like the before picture.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
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Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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