did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Randomize
