just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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