She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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