Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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