It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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