it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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