his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
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i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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