He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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