you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
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I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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