All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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