i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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