Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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